What language is spoken by the people of Mangan? |
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We brought everything but the kitchen |
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To be a good neighbour you must mind your own |
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To park here, you must put a |
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| in the meter
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Dial 911 to call a |
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| when you witness a crime
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If you find that your cat has been run over all you can do is to |
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The baby birds are no longer in the nest, they |
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Doctors amputated the bottom part of his leg but they left his |
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His old Ford was worn out so he bought a new |
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What do you call a prisoner who acts "silly"? |
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"We're out of Foss, please go to the store and get some |
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I borrowed a dollar from Sam and fifty cents from Dean, so I owe Sam more than |
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Five times two is |
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The Boy Scout took the old lady by the arm and |
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| her across the street
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He demanded payment in gold because he said he was |
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At the end of his first day as a car salesman, Mr UMM was asked: "Did you |
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The gold in Pharaoh's crypt weighed exactly 1000 kg, and so it became known as the |
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As the masked man rode away, he was heard to say, "Hi, Ho, |
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| away!
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Housewife's complaint: "On Mondays, all I do is wash and |
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His name is Sullivan, but we call him "Sul". He is the reason our rugs and furniture are covered with |
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Cadbury Chocolate Company bought out Mee-Yum fortune Cookie, and now they make |
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| chocolate covered fortune cookies
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Newsreporter Nick asked the chief what caused the warehouse fire. The chief replied: "It was |
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The well-driller had bored a hole to a depth of 10 m. He found no water so he was told to |
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"Calvin did you see the man who stole my horse?" "Yes |
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The makers of RAID have developed a slogan to advertise their new insect repellant: "Don't go out without your |
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How did I find out what teenagers think? I |
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| of course!
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Samantha was in love with Darren when they ran away from home. Her mother asked her anxiously, "Did |
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Coe lost his dog Bo and as a result |
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| his eyes out
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After months of investigation, the undercover Narcotics agent approached the suspect. "here's your $25,000" said the officer. "And here's |
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The bandits rode through here," said the sheriff. "Did you see those tracks?" "No I don't |
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| " said the deputy
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