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Can you solve the following in one word?
1. The word has seven letters... E-mail me your answer when you
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*The elf-abet* What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary
alphabet? What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? What did one eye say to the other eye? Why did the teakettle get tired? Why is it easy to weigh a fish? What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
Why is a river rich? What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? What animal drops from the clouds? What do planes wear to keep their engines warm? What do you call a plane that flies from point A to Point B & back
to point A again? What do you call a man who crosses the Atlantic ocean twice without
taking a bath? Why are planes good mimics? What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day? Why was Moses a very wicked man? What animal could Noah not trust? What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers?
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? What do you say to a leprechaun? What is a nuahcerpel? Why is Erin, the Beanie Baby's birthday on St Patrick's day? Why did the leprechaun cross the road? How many months have 28 days? When is a door not a door? Why can a piano open so many doors? Why did the man cross the road? What did the stamp say to the envelope? What is a ram's favorite song? What travels around the world but stays in one corner? What does an envelope say when you lick it? What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? If your Aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
Which burns longer, a pink candle or a blue candle? What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and
a sailor who falls into the ocean What stars wear glasses? Why do bees hum? What do you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? What did the dentist say when his wife baked a cake? What do dentists call a astronaut's cavity? Where Do Cows Go On Their Holidays? What does the easter rabbit say to children? How many animals of each kind did Moses take into the Ark? What has eyes but cannot see? What has teeth but cannot eat? What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
What did the traffic light say to the car? Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Why do hummingbirds hum? Where do wasps go when they are ill? Where do baby gorillas sleep? What did one wall say to the other wall?
Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you!
Pupil: Sir,would you punish someone for something they
didn't do?
Teacher: What do you Get if you add 4,657 and 7,854, then
Subtract 678 and divide the answer by 62?
Knock Knock Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!
Knock Knock Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time! Here's your Valentine!
This guy went to school and he asked "May I use the
bathroom?"
Knock Knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates left for me?
Knock Knock Who's there? Oscar Oscar who? Oscar if she likes me
Knock Knock Who's there? Cantalope Cantalope who? Cantalope with you tonight
Knock Knock Who's there? Willma Willma who? Will Ma pass the water over please?
Knock Knock Who's there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Teacher: "Johnny, how do you spell CROCOODILE?" |