ÿþ<html><body background="bgscout.gif" bgproperties="fixed" text="#0000ff" link="#ff0000" vlink="#ff0000" alink="#ff0000" > <script language=JavaScript> <!-- //Disable right mouse click Script //By Maximus (maximus@nsimail.com) w/ mods by DynamicDrive //For full source code, visit http://www.dynamicdrive.com var message="© Contents Copyright!"; /////////////////////////////////// function clickIE4(){ if (event.button==2){ alert(message); return false; } } function clickNS4(e){ if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all){ if (e.which==2||e.which==3){ alert(message); return false; } } } if (document.layers){ document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN); document.onmousedown=clickNS4; } else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){ document.onmousedown=clickIE4; } document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false") // --> </script> <title>Songs 4 - "Scoutopaedia" &copy;, by Tom Vella-Zarb" </title> <center><hr width="50%" size=5 color="red"> <button><font face="comic sans ms" size=6><font color="#0000ff">Songs<br>Set Seven</font></button> <a name="top"> <center> <a name="song20"> <font face="comic sans ms"> <a name="top"></a> <center> <marquee><font face="arial" color="green" size=4><i>Welcome again to my SCOUTOPAEDIA - You have come to the Songs Section, were you will find a good assortment of songs for use with Scouts and other young people. You will notice a number of variations for some of them. They have been a favourite with campers for a long time and each time they sing them they add their own variations for fun. Enjoy. If you have any comments and suggestions, please e-mail them to me. Come visit again often, d'ya hear.</i></font></marquee> <a href="six.html"><img src="prev.jpg"></a> <a href="#end"><img src="butend.jpg"></a> <a href="eight.html"><img src="next.jpg"></a><center><hr width="50%" size=5 color="red"> <a href="eight.html#end"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song21"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h2>Here are a few variations of one of the popular camp songs</h2> <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t3Zsxymliw0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><hr width="50%" size=5 color="red"> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Oh The Night was Dark and Dreary<br> The air was full of sleet<br> The old man stood out in the storm<br> His shoes were full of feet<br> Oh it ain't gonna rain no more<br> It ain't gonna rain no more<br> But how in the heck can the old folks tell<br> If it ain't gonna rain no more<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song21"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song20"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song22"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center> <center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more<br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <br> Ain't gonna snow and it ain't gonna pour <br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <p> Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more <br> It ain't gonna rain no more,<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck <br> If it ain't gonna rain no more? <p> I had a cat that I named Tim-Tom <br> I let him out one day <br> A big dog chased him down the street <br> Tom Cat ran away <p> Now Tom came back, big and fat <br> How that cat did purr <br> How on earth did Tom give birth <br> I guess that he's a her <p> Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more <br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <br> How in the jiggets can I count my chickens <br> If it's gonna rain no more <p> May the guardian on my roof meet him everyday <br> Pray for rain but when it came <br> and it washed my roof away <p> Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more <br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <br> Now, I suppose I can pick my rose <br> It ain't gonna rain no more<p> Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more <br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <br> How in the juice can I cook my goose <br> It ain't gonna rain no more <p> Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more<br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <br> Ain't gonna snow and it ain't gonna pour<br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <p> Ain't gonna snow and it ain't gonna pour<br> It ain't gonna rain no more, <br></center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song22"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song21"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song23"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Chorus:<br> Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more, it ain't gonna rain no more.<br> It rained last week and the week before, it ain't gonna rain no more. <br> Mary had a little lamb, so goes the tale of yore. <br> She loved that little lamb so much, she passed the plate for more.<br> <br> A bullfrog sat on a lily pad, looking up in the sky.<br> He fell right off that lily pad, and got water in his eye.<br> <br> Oh, a peanut sat on a railroad track, it's heart was all a-flutter. <br> Along came the 5:05 - Oops! peanut butter. <p> A cow walked on the railroad track, the train was coming fast. <br> The train got off the railroad track to let the cow go past! <p> I woke up in the morning, I glanced upon the wall. <br> The roaches and the bedbugs were having a game of ball. <p> The score was six to nothing, the roaches were ahead. <br> A bedbug hit a home run and knocked me out of bed! <p> A doctor fell into a well and broke his collar bone. <br> We think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone. <p> A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way, <br> And as as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit the hay." <p> Humpty Dumpty fell right down and landed on his head, <br> So, all the horses and the men had scrambled eggs and bread. <p> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br></center> <a name="song23"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song22"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song24"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> It Ain't Gonna Rain No More No More<br> It ain't gonna rain no more<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck<br> (If) it ain't gonna rain no more<p> It ain't gonna rain no more no more<br> It ain't gonna rain no more<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck<br> (If) it ain't gonna rain no more<p> Repeat FASTER AND FASTER<p></center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song24"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song23"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song25"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> CHORUS:<br> It ain't gonna' rain no more no more.<br> It ain't gonna' rain no more....no more!<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck<br> If it ain't gonna rain no more?<p> Way down South not so far off<br> A bluebird died of the whooping cough.<br> He whopped so hard with the whooping cough<br> He whopped his head and tail right off!<p> (CHORUS)<p> Way down South where bananas grow<br> A grasshopper stepped on an elephant's toe.<br> The elephant said with tears in his eyes,<br> "Pick on someone your own size!"<p> (CHORUS)<p> A peanut sittin' on a railroad track,<br> His heart was all a flutter.<br> Down the line came Number 9.<br> Squish, squish, peanut butter!<br> <br>(CHORUS)<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song25"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song24"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song26"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> It ain't gonna' rain no more no more<br> It ain't gonna' rain no more<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck<br> When the wash rag's on the floor.<p> We had a cat down on our farm<br> It had a ball of yarn<br> When those little cats were born <br> They all had sweaters on<p> She lay down by the sewer<br> And by the sewer she died<br> And at the coroner's inquest<br> They called it sewer side<p> We had a goat down on our farm<br> It ate up old tin cans<br> When those little goats were born<br> They came in Ford sedans<p> Some people say that fleas are black<br> But I know that ain't so<br> 'Cause Marry had a little lamb<br> Whose fleece was white as snow<p> The chamber maid came to my bed<br> Get up you lazy sinner<br> We need the sheets for table cloths<br> And it's almost time for dinner<p> Jack and Jill went up the hill<br> To try out Jack's new flivver<br> The car broke down a mile from town<br> And dumped them in the river <p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song26"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song25"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song27"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Chorus: <br> Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more, <br> It ain't gonna rain no more. <br> It rained last week and the week before, <br> It ain't gonna rain no more. <p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song27"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song26"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song28"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Mary had a little lamb, so goes the tale of yore. <br> She loved that little lamb so much, she passed the plate for more. <p> A bullfrog sat on a lily pad, looking up in the sky. <br> He fell right off that lily pad, and got water in his eye. <p> Oh, a peanut sat on a railroad track, it's heart was all a-flutter. <br> Along came the 5:05 - Oops! peanut butter. <p> A cow walked on the railroad track, the train was coming fast. <br> The train got off the railroad track to let the cow go past! <p> I woke up in the morning, I glanced upon the wall. <br> The roaches and the bedbugs were having a game of ball.<p> The score was six to nothing, the roaches were ahead. <br> A bedbug hit a home run and knocked me out of bed! <p> A doctor fell into a well and broke his collar bone. <br> We think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone.<p> A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way,<br> And as as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit the hay." <p> Humpty Dumpty fell right down and landed on his head, <br> So, all the horses and the men had scrambled eggs and bread.<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song28"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song27"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song29"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> It ain't gonna rain, it ain't gonna pour<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> It rained last week and the week before but, <br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> How by their toes do the old folks knows that..<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> How in the dickens can I boil my chickens when..<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> I won't get far with no water in my car if..<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> How do I dare wash my hair if..<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> How can I muddle in my water puddle if..<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<p> How in the heck can I wash my neck<br> When the wash rag's on the floor.<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song29"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song28"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song30"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> It ain't gonna rain no more, no more.<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<br> How in heck can I wash my neck<br> When it ain't gonna rain no more ?<p> I went to the movies tomorrow<br> I took a front seat in the back<br> I drank down a box full of popcorn<br> And the dog in the movie went Moo.<p> I said to the lady behind me<br> "I cannot see over your hat"<br> "Then turn around, you silly clown"<br> "Oops, I didn't think of that."<p> That evening the sun was shining<br> So I opened up my umbrella<br> The fish in the treetops were singing<br> There goes a crazy fellow.<p> It ain't gonna rain no more, no more.<br> It ain't gonna rain no more.<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck,<br> If it ain't gonna rain no more ?<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song30"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song29"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song31"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Chorus: <p> It aint gonna rain no more no more, <br> It aint gonna rain no more,<br> So how the heck can I wash my neck <br> If it aint gonna rain no more. <p> Alternate Chorus: <p> It aint gonna rain no more no more, <br> It aint gonna rain no more, <br> So how the heck can I wash my neck <br> If the soap's in the house next door. <p> Mary had a little lamb <br> Its fleece was black as soot <br> And everywhere that Mary went <br> Its sooty foot he put. <p> Mary had a little Lamb, <br> Her father shot it dead, <br> She still takes the lamb to school<br> Between two bits of bread. <p> Mary had an little lamb <br> It danced in skips and hops,<br> It danced into the road one day <br> And ended up as chops <p> A peanut sat on a railroad track <br> His heart was all a-flutter<br> A chooka train came round the bend, <br> TOOT TOOT Peanut butter. <p> A hen and a chicken went for a walk <br> Just to stretch their legs, <br> A motorcar came round the bend,<br> TOOT TOOT Ham and eggs. <p> An old man lay down by a sewer <br> And by a sewer he died. <br> Now, at the coroner's request<br>, They called it sewer-side.<p> Oh! the night was dark and dreary,<br> The air was full of sleet, <br> The old man stood out in the storm, <br> His shoes were full of feet. <p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song31"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song30"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song31a"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">It ain't gonna rain no more<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Chorus:<br>Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more,<br> It ain't gonna rain no more,<br> So, how in heck can I wash my neck,<br> If it ain't gonna rain no more?<p> Mary had a little lamb,<br> She fed it castor oil,<p> And everywhere that Mary went<br> It fertilized the soil. <p>Chorus:<p> Mary had a little lamb,<br> Her father shot it dead,<br> She still takes the lamb to school,<br> Between two bits of bread. <p>Chorus:<p> Mary had a little watch,<br> She swallowed it one day,<br> And so she took some castor oil,<br> To pass the time away. <p>Chorus:<p> Mary had a little lamb,<br> You've heard that tale before,<br> But have you heard she passed her plate,<br> And had a little more. <p>Chorus:<p> Mary had an little lamb,<br> It danced in skips and hops,<br> It danced into the road one day,<br> And ended up as chops. <p>Chorus:<p> Mary had a little lamb,<br> The doctor was surprised,<br> But when Old McDonald had a farm,<br> He couldn't believe his eyes.<p> Chorus:<br> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song31a"> <center> <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5ptb9Vjs9CE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song31"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song31b"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="grieve.mid">Well You Can't Get to Heaven<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a> [from South Africa]</h3> When Moses was (When Moses was) <br> A little boy (A little boy) <br> He floated down (He floated down) <br> The River Nile (The River Nile) <br> <br> And Pharoah's daughter a-spied him there <br> A-playing with his teddy bear <br> <br> And when I die don't bury me at all <br> Just pickle my bones in alcohol <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven on roller skates <br> You'd slip right by them Pearly Gates <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra <br> Cause your girlfriends bra don't stretch that far <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven on a plate of glass <br> Cause a plate of glass gonna cut your leg <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven, in Norman's boat <br>, Cause Norman's boat won't even float. <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven on the SAR <br> Cause the SAR don't go that far <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven on the SAL <br> Cause the SAL goes straight to Hell <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven in a limousine, <br> Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline. <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven on Richard's bike <br>, Cause you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike. <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven in a supersonic jet, <br> Cause the Lord ain't got no runways yet. <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven in Mike's car <br> Cause Mike's car stops at every bar <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven with a bottle of gin <br> Cause St Peter don't let them spirits in <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven in a Ford Coupe <br> Cause the angels all drive Chevrolet <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven in Ivor's pants, <br> Cause Ivor's pants are full of ants. <br> <br> Well you can't get to heaven, on water skis, <br> Cause the angels don't like hairy knees. <br> <br> Oh you can't get to heaven with powder and paint, <br> 'cos it makes you look like what you ain't. <br> <br> Oh you can't get to heaven in a strapless gown, <br> 'cos a strapless gown thing might fall right down. <br> Oh you can't chew tobacco on the golden shore, <br> 'cos the Lord don't have no cuspidor. <br> <br> Oh you can't get to heaven in a biscuit tin <br> 'cos the bottom falls out and the top falls in. <br> <br> Oh you'll never get to heaven in dirty jeans <br> 'cos the Lord ain't got no washing machines <br> <br> Oh you'll never get to heaven on a ping-pong ball <br> 'cos a ping-pong ball is far too small. <br> <br> Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right, <br> So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white. <br> <br> Oh one fine day, and it won't be long, <br> You'll look for me, and I'll be gone. <br> <br> And if you get to heaven before I do <br> Just drill a hole and pull me through <br> <br> But if I get to heaven before you do <br> I'll drill a hole and spit on you. <br> <br> Well if I get to heaven, before you do. <br> I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue. <br> <br> That's all there is, there is no more <br> St Peter said, as he shut the door <br> <br> Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell, <br> If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed <br> <br> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song31b"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song31a"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song32"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="grieve.mid">Oh, You Can t Get To Heaven<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Oh, the preacher went down [Oh, the preacher went down]<br> To the cellar to pray [To the cellar to pray]<br> He fell asleep [He fell asleep]<br> And he stayed all day [And he stayed all day]<p> Oh, the preacher went down to the cellar to pray<br> He fell asleep and he stayed all day.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven]<br> In a putt-putt car [In a putt-putt car] <br> 'Cause a putt-putt car ['Cause a putt-putt car]<br> Won't go that far [Won't go that far]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a putt-putt car<br> 'Cause a putt-putt car won't go that far.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven] <br> On roller skates [On roller skates] <br> 'Cause you'll roll right by ['Cause you'll roll right by]<br> Those pearly gates [Those pearly gates]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven on roller skates<br> 'Cause you'll roll right by those pearly gates<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> If you get there [If you get there]<br> Before I do [Before I do]<br> Please bore a hole [Please bore a hole] <br> And pull me through [And pull me through] <p> If you get there before I do.<br> Please bore a hole and pull me through.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven]<br> In a trolley car [In a trolley car]<br> 'Cause a trolley car ['Cause a trolley car]<br> Won't go that far [Won't go that far]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a trolley car<br> 'Cause a trolley car won't go that far.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven]<br> In a rocket ship [In a rocket ship]<br> 'Cause a rocket ship ['Cause a rocket ship]<br> Won't make the trip! [Won't make the trip!]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a rocket ship,<br> 'Cause a rocket ship won't make the trip.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven]<br> On a pair of skis, [On a pair of skis,]<br> 'Cause you'll schuss right through ['Cause you'll schuss right through]<br> St. Peter's knees [St. Peter's knees]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven on a pair of skis,<br> 'Cause you'll schuss right through St.Peter's knees.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven]<br> In a limousine [In a limousine]<br> 'Cause the Lord don't sell ['Cause the Lord don't sell]<br> No gasoline [No gasoline]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a limousine,<br> 'Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven [Oh, you can't get to heaven]<br> With Superman. [With Superman.]<br> 'Cause the Lord, He is ['Cause the Lord, He is]<br> A Batman fan. [A Batman fan.]<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven with Superman<br> 'Cause the Lord, he is a Batman fan.<br> I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> CHORUS:<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song32"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song31b"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song32aa"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="sillysongs.wav">You Can't Get to Heaven<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Oh, you can't get to heaven (group repeats) <br> On roller skates. (group repeats) <br> You'll roll right by (group repeats) <br> Those pearly gates. (group repeats) <p> Oh, you can't get to heaven on roller skates. <br> You'll roll right by those pearly gates. <br> I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more. <br> I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.<br> I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more. <br> I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more. <p> Verses:<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a rocking chair <br> 'Cause the rocking chair won't take you there. <p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a trolley car <br> 'Cause the gosh darn thing won't go that far.<p> Oh, you can't get to heaven on a rocket ship <br> 'Cause the rocket ship won't take that trip. <p> Oh, you can't get to heaven with powder and paint <br> 'Cause the Lord don't want you as you ain't. <p> Oh, you can't get to heaven in a limousine <br> 'Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline. <p> Oh, you can't get to heaven on a pair of skis <br> 'Cause you'll schuss right through St. Peter's knees. <p> If you get to heaven before I do, <br> Just bore a hole and pull me through.<p> If I get to heaven before you do, <br> I'll plug that hole with shavings and glue. <p> "That's all there is. There ain't no more," <br> St. Peter said, and closed the door. <p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song32aa"> <center><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song32"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song32a"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="grieve.mid">Ain't Gonna Grieve My Lord No More<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Oh, the Deacon went down, (2x)<br> To the cellar to pray, (2x)<br> He found a jug, (2x)<br> And he stayed all day. (2x)<p> Oh, the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray,<br> He found a jug and he stayed all day,<br> Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> Chorus:<br>I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.<br> I ain't a-gonna grieve my lord no more.<br> Ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.<p> You can't get to Heaven on roller skates,<br> You'll roll right by them pearly gates.<p> You can't get to Heaven on a rocking chair,<br> 'Cause the Lord don't want no lazybones there.<p> You can't get to Heaven in a limousine,<br> 'Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.<p> If you get to Heaven before I do,<br> Just drill a hole and pull me through.<p> If I get to Heaven before you do,<br> I'll plug that hole with shavings and glue.<p> You can't get to Heaven with powder and paint,<br> It makes you look like what you ain't.<p> You can't chew tobaccy on that golden shore,<br> 'Cause the Lord don't have no cuspidor.<p> "That's all there is, there ain't no more,"<br> Saint Peter said as he closed the door.<p> There's one thing more I forgot to tell,<br> If you don't go to Heaven, you'll go to Hell.<p> I'll put my grief up on the shelf,<br> If you want some more, make 'em up yourself.<p> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song32a"> <center><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9Pg3rmc243g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><hr width="40%" color="red"><br><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song32aa"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song33"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3>One Flea Fly<br>(They Were Only Playing Leapfrog)</h3> <h3>[Tune <a href="battlehym.mid">Battle Hymn of the Republic <img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> As one flea fly flew up the flu The other flea fly flew down (x4) <p> Chorus [your choice of one of the following]<br> Glory, glory how peculiar! <br> Glory, glory how peculiar! <br> Glory, glory how peculiar! <br> As (repeat the verse)! <p> Chorus:<br> They were only playing leapfrog! <br> They were only playing leapfrog! <br> They were only plaing leapfrog!<br> As (repeat the verse)! <p> Other verses: <p> As one pink porpoise popped up the pole The other pink porpoise popped down (x4) <p> As one slick seal slid up the slide The other slick seal slid down (x4) <p> As one striped snipe snuck up the pole Another striped snipe snuck down (x4) <p> As one giggly girl giggled a giggle Another giggly girl giggled too (x4)<p> As one black bug bled blue-black blood The other black bug bled blue (x4) <p> As one pink poodle paddled up the pool The other pink poodle paddled down (x4)<p> As one hedge hog edged up the hedge The other hedge hog edged down (x4) <p> A busy buzzing bumble bee, Was busily buzzing by (x4) <p> One photographer photographed Another photographer's back (x4) <p> A spider espied a spider, On another spider's back (x4) <p> One dumb digger dug into the ditch, While the other dumb digger dug out (x4) <p> One black bear backed up the bank While the other black bear backed down (x4) <p> As one red rooster raced up the road Another red rooster raced down (x4) <p> A big black bear bit a big black bug And the big black bug bled blue (x4) <p> As one cruel croc crawled up the creek The other cruel croc crawled down (x4) <p> As one strong swimmer swam in the sea The other strong swimmer swam out (x4)<p> </center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song33"> <center><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OVDv7rU1EPE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><hr width="40%" color="red"><br><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song32a"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song34"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="AINTRAIN.mid">There Ain't No Bugs On Me<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Chorus 1<p> Oh there ain't no bugs on me<br> There ain't no bugs on me<br> There may be bugs on some of you mugs<br> But there ain't no bugs on me<p> Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June<br> The lightning bug comes in May<br> Bed bug comes just any old time<br> But, they're not going to stay<p> Chorus 2<p> Oh there ain't no bugs on me<br> There ain't no bugs on me<br> There may be bugs on the rest of you mugs<br> But there ain't no bugs on me<p> Well, a bull frog sittin' on a lily pad<br> Looking up at the sky<br> The lily pad broke and the frog fell in<br> He got water all in his eye...ball<p> [chorus 1]<p> [Spoken: "Get away from me you horse fly"]<p> Mosquito he fly high<br> Mosquito he fly low<br> If old mosquito lands on me<br> He ain't a gonna fly no mo'<p> [chorus 2]<p> A peanut sittin' on a railroad track<br> His heart was all a flutter<br> Along come a choo-choo on the track<br> Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!<p> [chorus 1]<p> Well little bugs have littler bugs<br> Up on their backs to bite 'em<br> And the littler bugs have still littler bugs<br> And so ad infinitum<p> [chorus 2]<p> As I went walking through the woods<br> Humming a tune so gaily<br> The wind come whistling through the trees<br> And froze my ukelele<p> [chorus 1]<p> Oh there ain't no flies on me<br> There ain't no flies on me<br> There may be flies on some of you guys<br> But there ain't no flies on me<p> Oh there ain't no lobsters on me<br> There, ain't no lobsters on me<br> There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters<br> But there ain't no lobsters on me<p> Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more<br> It ain't gonna rain no more<br> How in the heck can I wash my neck<br> When it ain't gonna rain no more?<p> Oh it ain't gonna rain no more, no more<br> It ain't gonna rain no more<br> How in the hell can the old folks tell<br> If it ain't gonna rain no more?<p> [chorus 1]<p></center> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song34"> <center><iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HqYaK2qsLJ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song33"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song35"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="york.mid">The Grand old Duke of York<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> (Tune: A Hunting we will go)<p> The Grand old Duke of York<br> He had ten thousand men<br> He marched them to the top of the hill<br> And he marched them down again<br> And when they're up they're up<br> And when they're down, they're down<p> And when they're only half way up They're neither up or down.<br> ***<br> <table width="80%" border=0><tr><td> [Note: This is an action song. The campers should stand up at the word UP and should sit at the word DOWN and possibly squat half way at the word HALF - lots of fun and action. Repeat at a faster pace several times.]</tr></td></table><br> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song35"> <center><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FbyzJtUpENQ&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FbyzJtUpENQ&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object><br><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song34"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song36"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3><a href="Becarefulbetter.wma">Oh, be careful little eyes, what you see<img src="sounder.gif" border="0"></a></h3> Oh, be careful little eyes, what you see.<br> Oh, be careful little eyes, what you see.<br> There's a Father up above, looking down in tender love, <br> So be careful little eyes, what you see. <p> Be careful little ears what you hear<p> Be careful little mouth what you say...<p> Be careful little hands, what you touch...<p> Be careful little feet, where you go... <p> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br> <a name="song36"> <center><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YUx3MU9iM6c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <hr width="40%" color="red"><br><a href="songs4.html"><img src="btn-top.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song35"><img src="btn-up.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#song36"><img src="btn-down.gif" border="0"></a><a href="#end"><img src="btn-bttm.gif" border="0"></a></center><center> <h3>White Cliffs of Dover</h3> There'll be bluebirds over<br> The white cliffs of Dover,<br> Tomorrow<br> Just you wait and see.<br><br> There'll be joy and laughter<br> And peace ever after,<br> Tomorrow<br> When the world is free,<br><br> The shepherd will count his sheep<br> The valleys will bloom again,<br> And Jimmy will go to sleep<br> In his own little room again,<br><br> There'll be bluebirds over<br> The white cliffs of Dover,<br> Tomorrow<br> Just you wait and see.<br><br> <i>(Words by Nat Burton, music by Walter Kent, 1941)</i><br> <center> <a href="#top"><img src="top.jpg" border="0"></a></center><br> <a href="six.html"><img src="prev.jpg"></a> <a href="eight.html"><img src="next.jpg"></a> <a name="end"> <center> <a href="scoutopaedia.html"><img src="scoutopaedia1.jpg"></a> <center><a href="index.html"> <img src="indexlogo.gif" border=0></a> </BODY></HTML>